Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every available Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
Harmontown Transcripts

Harmontown Transcripts

These are transcripts for every Harmontown episode, transcribed using OpenAI Whisper. Code available at koratkar/harmontown. Inspired by Lexicap.

Episodes:

  1. Nanjianimax
  2. Harmontown Reunion!
  3. Ad Nauseam
  4. Cliffhanger!
  5. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Crushing Puss
  6. Top 10 Funniest Things
  7. What’s Up My Twitta?
  8. MC Late
  9. Hershey’s Rorschach
  10. Mobile Pork Unit
  11. Nice Dunking, Cool Swishing
  12. Throw Me Under the Grassy Knoll
  13. The Cowboy Rulebook
  14. You Have Ten Seconds to Comply
  15. Creamweavers
  16. Bequeathing Teaspoons
  17. The Breasts Feel Fine, Wherever They Are
  18. Every Day is a New Hate
  19. Oh the Places You Won’t Go
  20. God Bless, But God Damn
  21. Poolitics
  22. Musk Balloons
  23. Ketel One, Audience Zero
  24. It’s Not Called Show-Friends
  25. Swinging Three Bats
  26. This Trident Has Four Dents
  27. I Was a Simpson
  28. Mon the Perim
  29. What If Dan Had Four Ears?
  30. The MacArthur Park Handjobber
  31. The Scootie Cutie
  32. No Recompense!
  33. High as Bat Pussy
  34. All Dicks Are Webbed
  35. Wolf Urine
  36. Jeff’s Joke Corner
  37. A Cardigan with Stab Holes
  38. Bootie Etiquette
  39. Get Off My Lawn, Words
  40. Aunt Tipathy
  41. Adam Ruins Harmontown
  42. WOKE AF HASHTAG
  43. Rise the Boats
  44. This Much Funches
  45. Goodbye Sam
  46. MC Non-Binary Chicken
  47. Rich Man’s NASCAR
  48. Amy Grant Made My Puberty and My Atheism Happen
  49. Rocket My Face Into Another Guy’s Face
  50. You’re the Good Kind of Fat
  51. Ducks Don’t Be Gay
  52. Live from the New York Comedy Festival 2018
  53. Twenty Sides of Booty
  54. Asexual Cowboy
  55. Firehouse Ghost
  56. Soft on Hitler, Hard on Dicks
  57. French Spencer
  58. Cholo to Cholo: Crackers Try
  59. Smiles Wider Than Their Faces
  60. Magic Shinto Hat
  61. Frog Complex
  62. You Can Freeze Me For Seven Dollars
  63. SuperNova
  64. We Do Right by Whatever You Are
  65. Rock Me Homo Deus
  66. Homeless Sapiens
  67. You Got That Baby To Tell The Truth
  68. You Can Live Forever Here at Bevmo
  69. Dadfished
  70. A Gold Medallion
  71. LIVE from The Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island, NY
  72. LIVE from The Wilbur in Boston 2018
  73. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography
  74. A Turd in a Slipper
  75. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
  76. The Roadhouse Jews
  77. That Brain, She Die
  78. All the Shingle Ladies
  79. A Ken Dolan’s Production
  80. They’re Coming to Get You Barbara
  81. Necrophilia Questions
  82. The Christmas with No Underwear
  83. If I Need a Gas Mask, I’d Rather Be Dead
  84. Let’s Talk About Prostate Massage
  85. Oh Hitler, We Hardly Knew Ye
  86. I Will Put Your Kids on Blast
  87. Cheapy Peepy II: I Love You Cheapy Peepy
  88. Cheapy Peepy
  89. We Could Disappear Up Each Other’s Asses
  90. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2018
  91. How Much D Do I T?
  92. Don’t Let Him Wipe or Flush
  93. Orphan Don’t Even Have No Internet
  94. The Boy Who Ate The Most Spaghetti
  95. Dan Rates Every Animal
  96. Socialists Dress Like Spencer
  97. We Killed Charles Manson
  98. No Lime
  99. The Pearl is Ragnarok
  100. Cheese Stain
  101. Seventeen Chicken Boots
  102. Porcelain Birds
  103. Grodily Plausible
  104. Oym
  105. Pajampion
  106. Retired Ninja Quarterly
  107. I Change the World’s Oil
  108. Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes
  109. The Ian Bowers Birthday Special
  110. Down with Sighty
  111. No Church People Got No Hortches
  112. Epeephany
  113. Brothers Killing Brothers for Some Dank Memes
  114. I Don’t Want to Ghostsplain
  115. Harmontown From ID10T Fest
  116. Come Out and Fight Like a Ghost
  117. Everything is Sexy When You Trust Someone
  118. Your Description of a Birthday Would Make Vonnegut Kill Himself
  119. Explain Your World View
  120. God Made Us To Kill Us
  121. Adult Onset Pyromania
  122. The Final Meltdown
  123. Kumanji
  124. Blackest Friend in the World
  125. LIVE from the Chicago Improv Festival 2017
  126. My name is Johnny Varvatos
  127. Less Than White
  128. LIVE from Esther’s Follies at SXSW’17 in Austin, TX
  129. LIVE from the Cherokee Casino in West Siloam Springs, OK
  130. The Patron Saint of Acid Wash
  131. The Only Enemy is Stopping
  132. You're An Ant To My Cum
  133. Pacman Versus Garfield
  134. LIVE From SF Sketchfest 2017
  135. Health Care Is Good, Black People Deserve To Live
  136. I F_cking Love White Sh_t
  137. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 2
  138. Harmontownunder: Sydney Opera House Night 1
  139. Harmontownunder: Melbourne, Australia
  140. Harmontownunder: Brisbane, Australia
  141. Charles Manson Shark Tank
  142. Anne Frank Kicked A Cat Once
  143. It Happened In Silverlake
  144. Night 2 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  145. Night 1 At The 2016 New York City Comedy Festival!
  146. Walter Blanco
  147. I Wanna Shave With Me
  148. No On Prop 60
  149. Amazing Blades
  150. Live At JFL Toronto 2016
  151. ED-209
  152. The Medicine Of Attention
  153. JonBenét Gacy
  154. A Haunted House With A Glass Ceiling
  155. Pantyhose & Coconuts
  156. Kratom Barrel
  157. LIVE from Just for Laughs Montreal 2016
  158. Celebrity Highlander
  159. LIVE in San Diego 2016 (During A Comic Book Convention)
  160. I'm Drunk And High And Shouldn't Have A Podcast
  161. Pubic Hairs Travel Or Migrate
  162. A Lady Who Is Famous For Killing Her Baby
  163. Black Woman Against Over Here
  164. Simulation
  165. Flesh Thing Made Of Four Strings Of Dude
  166. Complete Access To Air
  167. Stop Singing And Make A Chair
  168. Problematizing
  169. What Did You Do To Norman Lear?
  170. Talk, Talk, Talk, Wounded
  171. Ghost Dinosaurs
  172. Give Black People A Chance To Hear Crickets
  173. Monochromophiliacs
  174. Pineapple
  175. Monster Man
  176. Donna Schrab Gets Things Done
  177. The Four Points Of The Triangle
  178. Auld Lang Schrab
  179. LIVE in Chicago 2016 at Park West!
  180. Strain Has A New First Name
  181. Disproportionate
  182. Sociopolitical Anal Beads
  183. LIVE From Magic City Comic Con
  184. Your Boobs Are Sick
  185. LIVE at San Francisco Sketchfest 2016!
  186. Press F To Control Fred
  187. Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
  188. I Don't Want To Die!
  189. Princess Spencer Crittenden Nipples
  190. Crazy Gums
  191. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 2
  192. LIVE at The Gramercy, NY Comedy Festival 2015: Night 1
  193. I Gymnastics Over To Her
  194. We Will Be There To Service The Aquarium
  195. A Little Handicap
  196. Live From The SeeSo Launch at the New York Television Festival 2015
  197. Confirmed By A Well Respected Arborist
  198. #CHIOPS
  199. Where The Moon?
  200. Peak Hitler
  201. NeuroTitties
  202. Sperm Count
  203. Pink Mist
  204. AWWW
  205. Firetruck
  206. While in Stealth Mode Press ‘X’ to Kiss Your Wife
  207. LIVE From UCB East in New York
  208. Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever
  209. LIVE from The Tin Roof in San Diego 2015
  210. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter
  211. You Do Not Spam Fireballs
  212. White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire
  213. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
  214. Where My Technochromes At?
  215. LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015
  216. Easy, Sisyphus
  217. High Concept Humiliation
  218. Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)
  219. Swastika Made Of Dicks
  220. Operation Metalbeast
  221. Retardinol
  222. Kiss On Your Balls
  223. The Jews Abide
  224. Hobos Don't Talk Back To Nobody
  225. LIVE at SXSW 2015
  226. Hologram Crawford
  227. Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky
  228. Dick Pic
  229. Wide
  230. Dogs, Cats and Danny DeVito
  231. DeMorge Do You Know Jamal?
  232. You Make My Shadow Run with David Cross!
  233. Dirty Little Potato People
  234. There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of Except America
  235. Best Of A Bad Lot
  236. That's my wife's pie, you bitch!
  237. Ant Ball
  238. LIVE from Chicago with comptroller Dino Stamatopolous!
  239. Lets Teach Duncan Trussell How To Be Mean feat. Joel McHale
  240. LIVE in Houston, TX with comptroller Erin McGathy!
  241. LIVE from Austin, TX with LEVAR BURTON
  242. LIVE from The Roxie in San Francisco feat. Steve Agee
  243. LIVE from 92y in NYC feat. Gilbert Gottfried
  244. LIVE in Toronto feat. Bobcat Goldthwait!
  245. LIVE at the Vista with bonus Q&A
  246. LIVE from Seattle 2014 feat. Dino Stamatopoulos!
  247. Debbie Request Permission To Do Dallas
  248. LIVE From The XOXO Festival 2014 in Portland
  249. Oh, the Blimpery!
  250. Slick Rick & The Batman
  251. FlagCop
  252. Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
  253. Fluid Levitation
  254. Dana Carvey Has Never Done Anything Wrong (feat. Tenacious D)
  255. Jaime Lannister's Hand
  256. I Make A 5 Stars
  257. Clever Girl
  258. Pakisnap!
  259. Game Recognize Game
  260. Death To Superman
  261. Tony Shalhoub Award
  262. Sleepy Canyoneer
  263. ePaloma
  264. Boner-Hurt Kansas
  265. Live From Bridgetown 2014!
  266. HARMONOLOGY
  267. HARMONTOWN NIGHTS PREVIEW
  268. Long Brown Blood
  269. SWAN OF DURG-A-DURG
  270. Bill Martigans
  271. Live From SXSW '14 + Movie Q&A
  272. McConaissance
  273. It's Not Personal, It's Business
  274. Net Neutrality/Butt Fun
  275. CyberChrist and Stubnortz
  276. Live At Cobb's in San Francisco with Joel Hodgson
  277. My Whole Life Is A Smile
  278. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke
  279. Constitutional Belieber
  280. Gender Neutrality
  281. Low Jack For Your Back Pack, Crackerjack!
  282. DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER
  283. Jim Belushi's Basement (with Mitch Hurwitz)
  284. Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)
  285. Harmontown At Largo (Justin Roiland, John Oliver, Sarah Chalke)
  286. Dangle, Dipping and Heel Popping
  287. Earthshine
  288. Carpool Diem
  289. Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me
  290. Selling Like Hot Snakes
  291. Morality
  292. From Kennedy's Assassination, To The Beatles
  293. Jib Jab Squeeb Squab
  294. Push The Button, Pull The Chain
  295. Gone Fishin'
  296. Cobra Customer Service
  297. Jolly Rodger
  298. Click Here For Bacardi
  299. Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams
  300. Tim Tums Are Where Cake and Vodka Go
  301. I Would Be Mega Black (James Urbaniak)
  302. Everyone in the World is Stupid
  303. Blinking 12:00
  304. USS Hubris
  305. Us Of The Dangling Wee-Wee
  306. Writing Tips From A Jerk
  307. I'm Like Very Science
  308. Blood on the Corn
  309. Language is Thought and Spiders are Black People
  310. Shahruz the Web Guru
  311. Go, Marbles, Go! (Duncan Trussell, Greg Proops)
  312. National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
  313. By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
  314. Bikers Without Bikes (Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  315. Joe Jackson: Steppin' Out
  316. Jock Jams and Pearl Jams
  317. Felicity Wackamole (Doug Benson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  318. Procrasturbation
  319. Neigh Means Yay
  320. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)
  321. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)
  322. Harmoncountry: Los Angeles (Bobcat Goldthwait, Marc Maron, Duncan Trussell)
  323. Harmoncountry: San Francisco, CA
  324. Harmoncountry: Portland, OR
  325. Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
  326. Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
  327. Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
  328. Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
  329. Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
  330. Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
  331. Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
  332. Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
  333. Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
  334. Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
  335. Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
  336. Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
  337. Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
  338. Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
  339. Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
  340. Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
  341. Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
  342. Turtle Panties
  343. Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
  344. Adventurtunity Mobisode!
  345. Flesh Knife
  346. Everyone's a Rapper!
  347. Sand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
  348. Grumblesnakes!
  349. A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
  350. Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
  351. Tyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
  352. Back To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
  353. Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
  354. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
  355. A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
  356. Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
  357. Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
  358. Cranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
  359. Atonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
  360. Confessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
  361. The Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
  362. If They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
  363. The Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
  364. Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)